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A Long Way From Indiana by Bestiae, literature

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A Long Way From Indiana

For some reason, I'd always imagined your hands as birds attached to the cuffs of your shirt Tied with red ribbons to the tethers that must've been your arms Those beautiful little white birds, flapping their poor, dear, little wings Trying to get away from the stark starched cotton that contained their tiny yellow feet. I would watch you make them dive and swoop about the air; We all would. For the longest time I wondered if I could set them free somehow In some bizzare turn of events in which everything dreamed could somehow be made real. And so I plotted. Diagrams were made On large cardboard squares I hid in my closet from my m

Teacher Knows Best by Bestiae, literature

This Guy Has Really Good Hours by Bestiae, literature

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This Guy Has Really Good Hours

He found himself sitting in an easy chair In a sunny apartment, Clean, with the feel of freshly vacuumed carpet Beneath his feet. He was by himself, but accompanied by the kind of loneliness that one feels before Activating one's self for the day, Opening up the door, And glancing at the people meandering along the sidewalks. So he grabbed the keys and the cell phone That for some reason were his And he walked out onto the golden street And smelled late morning, The sweat of the cyclists, Chrysanthemums, And freshly baked bread. He wandered to the studio he half remembered That waited past an aged red door and a rusting knoc

Never fear, I am Non-toxic. by Bestiae, literature

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Never fear, I am Non-toxic.

You mustn't forget, dear father. Your last name is not Mattel. Nor is it Hasbro. Nor is it Playmobil, Nor is it Sanrio. You must remember, dear father. You own no plastic molds. No silicon gel have you upon your mantle Or in your bureau. You may wish me to be a productive and constructive Lego, Or to live a life as emotionless and sanitary as Hello Kitty. You can hope my legs stretch as rubber and that They tan as beautifully baked as Barbie's. But hope's never done a great deal of good in the toy business, has it? I can't hope to end up a jewel-toned polymer face And simply become one. Nor can you. I come in a small, yellow

When You Go To The Mall... by Bestiae, literature

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When You Go To The Mall...

I don't get an allowance. I get dictionaries. But I don't read them. Instead, I use them to build a fort in my closet. A castle of words and definitions and meanings, And things normal people would never need to ever know. And every other day, a new edition of my dictionary Is pumped out by Webster monkeys in warm trailers Tapping away at their keys. And they write, and they shriek, and they scratch and define, Unwittingly building my fortress brick by brick.

And Why Not Run When... by Bestiae, literature

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And Why Not Run When...

The odd thing was, she had never looked at the plane ticket until she arrived at the airport. She was but five weeks into her new life, the new beginning threads of friendship, settling into an empty apartment, still no boyfriend but hoping, toast left forgotten in the toaster. Same old, new old. She had every reason to stay. And now, at the gate, (31, to be exact), she was decidedly deciding on what she would decide to do. She was going to leave. And pack up these new threads into a small package, wrapped tight in coarse brown paper, string and all, and bring them with her where she went. Wherever that might be. Trailing he

The Rectification of Lemmings by Bestiae, literature

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The Rectification of Lemmings

What a silly goose. Your swimming is lopsided. Your fanfare? False. And why must you keep tossing weights in the water? I mean, you're funny to watch, I'll give you that. But you're wasting your time. Don't you see me out there? You never throw far enough. I pick them up and place them in your lap for you to throw again. But. You're blinded by your zeal, you silly goose! All you see is never seeing them again, you feathered fool! Oh, don't redden like that. I'm only being cruel. Only humoring you. But like at most forms of humor, I'll laugh.

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A Long Way From Indiana by Bestiae, literature

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A Long Way From Indiana

Teacher Knows Best by Bestiae, literature

This Guy Has Really Good Hours by Bestiae, literature

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This Guy Has Really Good Hours

Never fear, I am Non-toxic. by Bestiae, literature

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Never fear, I am Non-toxic.

When You Go To The Mall... by Bestiae, literature

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When You Go To The Mall...

And Why Not Run When... by Bestiae, literature

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And Why Not Run When...

The Rectification of Lemmings by Bestiae, literature

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The Rectification of Lemmings

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June 27
United States
Deviant for 16 years
therainyraincloud.blogspot.com/
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Current Residence: The Victorian Era
deviantWEAR sizing preference: DeviantWEAR sounds like some pair of arty bloomers.
Print preference: For my printing, I make templates of what I'm making and then tickle a squid over them.
Favourite genre of music: Jazz, maybe. Or Hip Hop or Classical or like, 40's era...30's was good too...This is hard
Favourite style of art: It's SO hard to choose. It's like asking who your favorite Beatle was.
MP3 player of choice: Anything not Apple/Mac/Mapple, really. ;)
Shell of choice: I like turtles! *zombie face paint*
Favourite cartoon character: Vendetta, Molokai, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Chowder, Flapjack, Lenore, and Mama from Cooking Mama.
Personal Quote: I can't express excitement. *BOOM!*

Favourite Visual Artist

Toulouse-Lautrec, Cassatt, Murakami, Vermeer, Van Gogh, Klimt, Mucha, Gorey, Stimpson, Manet.

Favourite Movies

Ratatouille, The Darjeeling Limited, Hot Fuzz, The Triplets of Belleville, and classic Disney Films.

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Muse, The Cat Empire, The Hush Sound, Amplifico, Seal, Amy Winehouse.

Favourite Writers

I've stopped reading. :(

Favourite Games

Kingdom Hearts, Katamari Damacy, all Mario games, Banjo Kazooie, Zelda, Pokemon, DDR, Okami

Favourite Gaming Platform

N64

Tools of the Trade

Let's use everything! EVERYTHING.

Other Interests

Painting, drawing, sculpting, instruments?, video games, experimental film, language, ribbons.

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Bestiae

Nov 17, 2008

So. :)

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So, how is everyone? I'm bored and uncreative at the moment. :) So, aside from wanting to draw something off Faceboo--FASHEBOOOK--k I saw, any requests? I need something to draw and don't tell me puppies or House or I'll send a team of battlesharks to your porch and you'll have to duke it out.

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Bestiae

Oct 6, 2008

I need painting ideas, guys.

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Painting ideaaasss! And nothing really too silly, like something involving teachers. I dunno, I actually have canvas. Like, with a frame and everything. I don't know what to do with it. I also have acrylics. Little tubes of acrylics. Any ideaaas? I'm like, not creative at the moment. Which happens a lot. Well, it's 14"x18", and ideas would be like, repaid with something if you could include the distortion of reality into the idea. Thanks!

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Bestiae

Sep 28, 2008

'I'm sooo tired!'

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"And EVERYZHING below zhe vhaist is KAPUT!" *nervous laugh* Well, if you haven't seen the movie Blazing Saddles, you might be thinking some awfully strange things of me right now. Well, is anyone sick/tired of anything? List it here! And give a reason. That's half the fun. :D What I'm sick of is:                    Wasting time on the internet                    My lack of artistic style                    Middle schoolers You?

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ForeverisOnFire

Aug 7, 2009

Wow...where do I begin?
I miss you so much...
I don't know if you've been getting on IM, but I haven't been on AT ALL.
But, you haven't texted...so I haven't either...'cause ... you know me...well you know why....
But I miss you...
I leave for Kansas on the 8th, so technically tomorrow...so...:/ text me? So maybe we can talk before I go...I love you, girl. :/ I'm tearing up 'cause I'm going to miss you....

Love,
<3 Lauren

ForeverisOnFire

May 25, 2009

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. GRRRRR.

IF ANY HATERS BOTHER YOU, TELL THEM: "KISS MINE!"

I just got that from a song :3 ARE YOU PROUD? Be..proud |:

Love,
<3 Lauren